She's a Model

Former SNL
star Chris Kattan married his
girlfriend- Sunshine Tutt.

Only 80,000 People Saw It

Amy Winehouse sang
and punched a fan at London
music festival.

He had 20 groomsmen

Season 2 Idol
Ruben Studdard got married.
They met at WalMart.

It's like yours, but smaller.

Federal courts have
halted distribution of
Mini Me sex tape.

They only filed a month ago. That's fast!

Actor Bill Murray
and his wife of 11
years got a divorce.

Great, another Spears girl.

Britney is an aunt.
Jamie Lynn Spears had baby
girl, Maddie Briann.

Depression, Anxiety, and still pretty good looking.

Heather Locklear checked
into facility for
psychiatric help.

There are 7 words you can't say in a haiku

George Carlin has died.
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker,
motherfucker, tits.

Don't Do Drugs Kids

Amy Winehouse has
early stage emphysema
due to crack smoking.

In A Row!

Ellen wins Emmy
for host, fourth time. The View lost
for eleventh time.