Her publicist says "She's fine".

Actress Liz Taylor
is in hospital for an
undisclosed reason.

The "Hey, What's That Smell Tour", Seriously

Cheech and Chong are back.
Comic duo will tour
and tell new pot jokes.

Jerry Lewis Is Not A Terrorist

Lewis was cited
for having gun in luggage.
It was just a prop.

They Both Had Adverse Reactions To Meds

Amy Winehouse and
Kelsey Grammar both taken
to the hospital.

Lebouf Adds Insult To Injury, Literally

Shia arrested
for DUI, rolled his truck,
injured hand and knee.

The Bachelor Has failed It's Mission

Bachelor Matt Grant
and his fiance have split
after 3 whole months.

End of an Era

Mark your calendar.
Friday, May 29th is
Jay Leno's last show.

Kid Rock Is Stupid

1 year probation
and $1000 fine
for waffle house brawl.

Now it's Lyons & Mankiewicz?

Ebert & Roeper
are leaving "At The Movies".
I give two thumbs down.

Estelle Getty Died

The most golden
of the Golden Girls has died.
She was 84.

He Is Denying It

Actor Christian Bale
allegedly assaulted
his Mom and Sister.

Dog Fighting, Then Cocaine, Now This...

Rapper DMX
arrested- gave fake name to
dodge hospital bill.

Donna, Kelly, and Brenda too.

Shannon Doherty
will have a role on the new
90210.

Thank you God! It's a miracle! Thank you!

Kevin Federline
and Britney Spears have settled
custody battle!

Just open the God damn case!

Deal or No Deal host
Howie Mandell is up for
an Emmy award.

If I Had a Million Dollars, I'd Buy You Some Blow.

Barenaked Ladies
singer Stephen Page charged with
cocaine possession.

He played Andy Keaton on Family Ties

Child star Brian Bonsall
violated probation.
Skipped out on drug test.

Maybe she was f_____g Matt Damon?

Sarah Silverman
and Jimmy Kimmel announced
they have broken up.

They both weighed about 5 pounds

Knox and Vivienne.
Brad & Angelina's twins.
A boy and a girl.

They are all working on the film "W"

Actor Josh Brolin
and others were arrested
in Shreveport bar fight.

I got chills. They're multiplying.

Actress and singer
Olivia Newton John
married her boyfriend.

Seriously, this is not right.

Jamie Lynn Spears
publishes baby photos.
Hooray for teen whores!

Sunday is her name.

Nicole Kidman and
husband Keith Urban had a
baby girl, Sunday.

She's a Model

Matt McConaughey
and his girlfriend Camilla
had a baby boy.

His name is Justin Long

Drew Barrymore and
her boyfriend the "I'm a Mac"
guy, have broken up.

Alex Rodriguez is probably crushed.

Madonna says she
is not getting a divorce
or banging A-Rod.

This Weeks Headlines...

Pregnant man gave birth!
Man beheads Hitler wax work!
ABBA Reunites!

She just couldn't hide it anymore

Wonder Woman star
Linda Carter says that she's
an alcoholic.

Unfunny Clown News

Bozo the Clown died
of congestive heart failure.
He was 83.

Dude, you were married to Christie Brinkley!

Peter Cook gave teen
$300,000
and had sex with her.

Gambling Debts

Girls Gone Wild founder
being sued by Steve Wynn for
$2 million.