Concerts Postponed Due To "Undisclosed Illness"

During her sound check

Janet Jackson became ill.

Went to hospital.

Even Cowgirls Get The Blues (And Take Drugs)

Mindy McCready

is going to prison for 

prescription drug fraud.

But she looks fantastic.

Fresh out of treatment

actress Heather Locklear gets

DUI Charges.

Movies, Cars, Salad Dressing

Paul Newman has died.

He led a very full life. 

He was 83.

Sort of, he did take breaks.

Pseudo Magician

David Blaine hung upside down

for 60 hours. 

Chris Rock Supports Obama

Chris Rock's opinion-

"Vote for the guy with 1 house."

He told Larry King.

File Under: Duh

Singer Clay Aiken

has come out of the closet

and said he is gay.

Rock N Roll Hall of Fame

Run DMC, Chic,

and Metallica have all

been nominated.

Officially 12.24 Million Viewers.

Emmy Awards Show

had super small audience

because TV sucks. 

He likes the pot on the pot.

Singer George Michaels

busted in restroom, again

for alleged drug use. 

Both are in critical condition

Travis Barker and

DJ AM both survived

fiery plane crash.

Editorial

The Jonas Brothers.

I think their music is crap

and I hate their hair.

Contrary to the LA Times report...

Paris Hilton's dogs

were not attacked & eaten

by a coyote.

I would watch that sex tape

Megan Fox engaged

to 90210 star

Brian Austin Green.

Amy Poehler Joining Office Spin-Off

SNL actress

is not returning after

maternity leave.

Wish You Were Here

Here's a good one from my buddy Steve M-

Great gig in the sky.

Pink Floyd Keyboardist Rick Wright,

Dead at 65.

Maybe we'll get him this time.

O.J. back on trial.

Robbery & kidnapping

at Palace Station.

Set Phasers To.... Love?

George "Sulu" Takei

getting married Sunday to

boyfriend Brad Altman.

They Got Matching Tattoos!

There is a rumor

Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend

are getting married. 

LAX doesn't care about black people.

Kanye West charged with

vandalism at airport

in Los Angeles. 

I Think we all learned something today...

Judge dismissed lawsuit.

3 Defendants said Borat

deceived them. Boo hoo. 

I Swear This Is True

L.A. High School has

a new freshman football coach

Ashton Kutcher. Weird.

Rebecca Romijn, because she's pregnant.

Jerry O'Connell

is sorry for calling his

wife "huge" on Late Night.

He was promised "Significant Bonuses"

"No Country" lead actor

Tommy Lee Jones suing for

$10,000,000.

They are apparently not McCain supporters

Heart's Nancy Wilson

pissed about Palin using

song Barracuda. 

X-Files Curse?

Writer Chris Carter

is in the hospital for

acute exhaustion.

Yeah, that guy from Joe Dirt

David Spade's a dad.

Playboy Playmate/ ex-girlfriend

had a baby girl.

Cat Fight at the GQ Awards

Singers Elton John 

and Lily Allen got in 

verbal fight on stage. 

In a world without voice-overs...

Voice-over legend

Don LaFontaine died. He was

68 years old.

It Took Three Seasons

Deal or No Deal

winner was first to win the 

million dollar case.