5/31/08

He didn't even live there.

Very suspicious
fire burns down mansion owned by
rapper 50 Cent.

5/30/08

Artificial Insemination

Idol Clay Aiken
is going to be a dad,
but still might be gay.

5/29/08

It's Hedley.

Actor Harvey Korman
of Blazing Saddles fame, died.
He was 81.

5/28/08

You aren't missing much.

Sharon Stone banned by
China for saying earthquakes
caused by bad karma.

5/27/08

A Bachelor Once More

George Clooney and his
girlfriend Sarah Larson have
split after one year.

5/26/08

He also directed Tootsie

Out of Africa
director Sydney Pollack
has died of cancer.

5/25/08

He played Ravenclaw student Marcus Belby

Teen actor Rob Knox
from next Harry Potter film
stabbed during bar brawl.

5/24/08

More Racy Miley Cyrus Pics!

Why are we all shocked?
Just a dumb 15 year old
like the rest of them.

5/23/08

He's been good lately

New York Governor
grants full pardon for Slick Rick
attempted murder.

5/22/08

He said it hurt real bad

Harrison Ford gets
chest waxed in new TV spot.
All for rain forests.

5/21/08

David Vs David

David Cook is the
new American Idol.
Suck it Simon Cowell.

5/20/08

She married a guy named "Cash"!

Jessica Alba
got married at the courthouse
in Beverly Hills.

5/19/08

Why does anyone need a $12,000 mink coat?

Lindsay Lohan sued
for allegedly stealing
mink coat from night club.

5/18/08

He's no Burt Reynolds

Loni Anderson
married folk singer Bob Flick,
kept her maiden name.

5/17/08

Rock N Roll Wedding

Rocker Pete Wentz and
Ashlee Simpson got married.
I give it two years.

5/16/08

It's legal in California.

Portia de Rossi
and Ellen De Generes
are getting married.

5/15/08

Man! I Feel Like A Divorce!

After 14 years
Shania Twain and husband
getting a divorce.

5/14/08

24 Times

Record set for most
Tonight Show appearances
by Dwight Yoakam.

5/13/08

Is he an obstetrician?

Jack Black has confirmed
that Angelina Jolie
is pregnant with twins.

5/12/08

First Bomb of the Summer

Speed Racer brought in
Twenty Million. Cost to make-
One Hundred Million.

5/11/08

I wanna have a birthday party in Monaco.

Bono turned 48.
He had dinner and cake with
Brad Pitt and The Edge.

5/10/08

He's going to hell.

Former friend says in
new book that OJ confessed
to killing Nicole.

5/9/08

That's how they do it in Canada

Nickelback singer
gets "driving prohibition"
for drunk driving charge.

5/8/08

Wow, a dog fighting/drug addict rapper?

Rapper DMX
charged with animal cruelty
and drug possession.

5/7/08

Just a small ceremony at her estate in the Bahamas

Mariah Carey
and Nick Cannon were married
in secret last month.

5/6/08

"My hands should be on your body at all times."

Man going to jail
for stalking Uma Thurman.
He lived in his car.

5/5/08

I didn't even know they were dating?

Scarlett Johansen
and boyfriend Ryan Reynolds
are getting married.

5/4/08

Disney Magic

Man jumps to his death
from the 14th floor of the
Disneyland Hotel.

5/3/08

And Conan will replace Leno

NBC announced
Jimmy Fallon will replace
Conan O'Brien.

5/2/08

Summer Blockbusters

Which superhero
will win the box office fight?
Batman? Iron Man?

5/1/08

Fascinating, not.

Cher has admitted
she dated Tom Cruise when he
was "just a shy boy".