6/30/08

She's a Model

Former SNL
star Chris Kattan married his
girlfriend- Sunshine Tutt.

6/29/08

Only 80,000 People Saw It

Amy Winehouse sang
and punched a fan at London
music festival.

6/28/08

He had 20 groomsmen

Season 2 Idol
Ruben Studdard got married.
They met at WalMart.

6/27/08

It's like yours, but smaller.

Federal courts have
halted distribution of
Mini Me sex tape.

6/26/08

They only filed a month ago. That's fast!

Actor Bill Murray
and his wife of 11
years got a divorce.

6/25/08

Great, another Spears girl.

Britney is an aunt.
Jamie Lynn Spears had baby
girl, Maddie Briann.

6/24/08

Depression, Anxiety, and still pretty good looking.

Heather Locklear checked
into facility for
psychiatric help.

6/23/08

There are 7 words you can't say in a haiku

George Carlin has died.
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker,
motherfucker, tits.

6/22/08

Don't Do Drugs Kids

Amy Winehouse has
early stage emphysema
due to crack smoking.

6/21/08

In A Row!

Ellen wins Emmy
for host, fourth time. The View lost
for eleventh time.

6/20/08

Do it at an airport and it's called "Air Rage"

Naomi Campbell
sentenced for attacking two
police officers.

6/19/08

They don't take kindly to criminals.

Martha Stewart
has been denied visit to
United Kingdom.

6/18/08

The never ending train wreck.

Amy Winehouse was
hospitalized after she
fainted in London.

6/17/08

Can you believe she's 75?

Joan Rivers foul mouth
gets her kicked off live TV
show called "Loose Women".

6/16/08

Aliens, Terminator, Jurassic Park

Visual Effects
master Stan Winston passed on.
He was 62.

6/15/08

Hospitalized for Hangover.

Kid Rock cancels show.
Stomach cramps/dehydration
from drinking too much.

6/14/08

She's Fergie and Andrew's Kid.

Princess Eugenie
reprimanded for naked
"high jinks" on campus.

6/13/08

Trapped in closet, but did not pee on that girl.

Chicago jury
acquits R Kelly of all
charges against him.

6/12/08

It Just Gets Better.

Hulk Hogan's ex-wife
dating a 19 year old.
She's 49. Gross.

6/11/08

Estranged is Right.

Hulk Hogan's ex-wife
wants him jailed for not paying
his part on condo.

6/10/08

He gave all his salad dressing money to charity.

83 year old
movie actor Paul Newman
battling cancer.

6/9/08

Yeah, but the iPhone 3G has GPS.

Jessica Alba
and Tori Spelling both had
baby girls this week.

6/8/08

Tatum who?

Tatum O'Neal was
arrested in New York for
buying crack-cocaine.

6/7/08

He actually got his ear bloodied in that one scene.

Bob Anderson died.
He portrayed young George Bailey
in "Wonderful Life".

6/6/08

Well this is weird.

Wonder Woman star
Linda Carter found body
floating in river.

6/5/08

I hear she's already a better actor.

Fast and Furious
Vin Diesel and his girlfriend
had a baby girl.

6/4/08

Hopefully it's not an alien baby.

Gillian pregnant!
This will be the third child for
the X-Files actress.

6/3/08

They're Dropping Like Flies!

Audrey Hepburn's Spouse
actor/director Mel Ferrer
died at age 90.

6/2/08

Kelsey Grammar- lay off the fatty foods!

Frasier and Cheers star
had a minor heart attack
while paddle boarding.

6/1/08

The King Kong exhibit burned down.

Big fire damages
Universal Studios
back lot and film vault.