1/31/09

365

I wrote one haiku
about entertainment news
each day for one year.

I have reached my goal. I wrote a haiku everyday for a year.
Sometimes it was pretty easy, sometimes the news wasn't as interesting and it got difficult.
I'm going to take a little break.

Thanks for reading, tell a friend, and stay tuned for more.

1/30/09

The tabloids said she was in the Caribbean, so...

Amy Winehouse home
was robbed while she was away.
Stole guitars, TV. 

1/29/09

His daughter will not get some money

A dispute over
Heath Ledgers Life Insurance
has been settled. 

1/28/09

He directed the video (25 years ago)

John Landis has sued
Michael Jackson for profits
from the video. 

1/27/09

Witches of Eastwick, Rabbit Run, Couples...

Very prolific
Author John Updike has died
at 76.

1/26/09

Best Day Ever

Cats out of the bag-
Donnie Osmond will be on
Dancing With The Stars.

1/25/09

Two for the Joker

The Best Supporting
Actor win for Heath Ledger. 
He won SAG Award. 

1/24/09

You could be a princess

It is official- 
Prince Harry is now single.
Get in line ladies.

1/23/09

Her husband's name is Panio Gianopoulos?

Molly Ringwald is
expecting twins. The babies
are due in August.

1/22/09

Heath Ledger got his nomination, too

Curious Case of
Benjamin Button received
12 nominations.

1/21/09

This will be a trivia question some day

Barack Obama
was re-sworn in today since
Roberts screwed it up.

1/20/09

Academy Awards

Forest Whitaker
will announce the nominees
on Thursday morning. 

1/19/09

Don't make fun of Kelly's Boyfriend

Kelly Osborne has
been arrested for assault. 
Slapped a reporter. 

1/18/09

Today at Lincoln Memorial

"We Are One" concert.
Springsteen, Crow, Brooks perform to
support Obama. 

1/17/09

He looks like Grizzly Adams

Joaquin Phoenix made
his debut as a rapper
at Las Vegas club. 

1/16/09

They're expecting $10,000 each

Christie's will auction
two pictures of a 20 
year old Madonna.

1/15/09

Metallica Also To Be Inducted

Run DMC in
the Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame?
That doesn't make sense?!

1/14/09

Khaaaaaaan!!!

Fantasy Island's
Ricardo Montalban died.
He was Eighty Eight. 

1/13/09

No Deal Howie!

Mandell was having
an irregular heartbeat-
now in hospital.

1/12/09

He Wants A Divorce

Amy Winehouse has
been seeing other men while
husband sits in jail. 

1/11/09

Fergie & Josh Forever

Black Eyed Peas Singer
married dude from "Win a Date
with Tad Hamilton". 

1/10/09

One For The Joker

Heath Ledger has won
the Golden Globe for the best
supporting actor. 

1/9/09

He Has Pneumonia

Patrick Swayze ill.
Checked into the hospital 
for observation.

1/8/09

Jerry Who?

Rebecca Romijn
and Jerry O'Connell have
had twin baby girls. 

1/7/09

Was nominated in 5 categories...

The Dark Knight wins big
at the People's Choice Awards.
Took home 5 awards.

1/6/09

Ben Who?

Jennifer Garner
and Ben Affleck have had a
second baby girl. 

1/5/09

Steve Jobs = Not Dying

Apple CEO
has a hormone imbalance
that has caused weight loss.

1/4/09

Blood Cancer

Actor Pat Hingle
played Commissioner Gordon.
Dead at 84.

1/3/09

Al Franken

He was a writer
for SNL, and now he
is a senator.

1/2/09

I Guess He Doesn't Need It Anymore?

Big Bopper's casket
to be auctioned on eBay
by his relatives.

1/1/09

Jett was 16

John Travolta's and
Kelly Preston's son had a
seizure, fell, and died.