Smells Like A Winner

Courteney Cox Arquette

will appear in ads for the

new fragrance- Spotlight. 

Someone Is Gonna Pay (Me)!!!

Travis Barker sues

dead pilots for negligence.

Greedy rat bastard.

After One Episode...

Rosie O'donnell's

Variety Show: cancelled.

Poor ratings/ reviews.

Never Gonna Give You Up

We all got Rick Rolled.

Macy's Thanksgiving Parade

featured Rick Astley.

What A Greedy Bastard.

Singer Axl Rose

demanding apology

from Dr Pepper.

It will be a baby tool!

Baby on the way

for TRL host and big

tool- Carson Daly. 

Jackson says the $7 million was "A Gift".

The Prince of Bahrain

is suing King of Pop for

backing out of deal.

Dancing Queen

And the winner is...

Brooke Burke, the third girl to win

Dancing with the Stars.

This Is Ridiculous

The Screen Actors Guild

asked members to OK strike.

Here we go again?

Bronx Mowgli Wentz?

Jessica Simpson

is an aunt, Ashley Simpson

had a baby boy.

Wow, an amicable celebrity split.

Madonna and Guy

have reached divorce settlement.

8 years down the drain.

It Sounds So Profoundly Wrong

This year Suri Cruise

tops Forbe's list of Hottest Tots.

Congratulations!

What A Cry Baby!

Britney said her life
is "worse than a jail sentence"
in an interview.

Sounds like someone needs a pay check

Carnival of Light-

unreleased Beatles single

may see light of day. 

The Club Patrons Thought It Was Just Cocaine.

Lohan was attacked

with flour bombs by PETA 

for wearing fur stole.

She learned about it on the web!

E's Daily 10 host

Debbie Matenopoulos

getting a divorce. 

2 Replacements For Amy Poehler

Abby Elliot

and Michaela Watkins will

join SNL cast. 

He Is Due In June!

Announced on The View-

Pregnant Man- Thomas Beatie

is pregnant again!

So, I guess Will Sasso is available.

After 14 years

FOX Network has finally

cancelled MAD TV.

He played with Jimi Hendrix

Drummer Mitch Mitchell

found dead at Benson Hotel

in downtown Portland. 

What A Dick.

Word is Joe Jonas

dumped Taylor Swift, and is now

with Camilla Belle.

"Something He Ingested"

Britney's little boy

had allergic reaction

and hospital stay.

More Family Guy

MacFarlane signed a

hundred million dollar deal

with the FOX network.

Girl Next Door To Marry Football Star

Kendra Wilkinson

has gotten engaged to the

Eagles Hank Baskett.

I'm amazed they lasted 2 years

Evan Rachel Wood

has split up with her boyfriend,

Marilyn Manson. 

Andromeda Strain, Rising Sun, Congo...

Michael Crichton died.

Author of Jurassic Park 

and many others. 

Change has come

Barack Obama-

44th president of

the United States.

She wanted kids, he didn't.

Idol's Simon Cowell

and Terri, his girlfriend of

6 years, have split up.

It Beat High School Musical 3

Black Ice #1.

AC/DC's new CD-

only at Wal-Mart. 

Bobby is still a kid after 13 years?

The Fox TV show

"King of the Hill" cancelled.

Will end next season.