Tom Clancy House Fire

Fire at authors house
causes thousands in damage.
Better write a book.

That's what you get for licking windows.

Jessica Simpson
was at Cedars-Sinai for
kidney infection.

You're not even American?

Elton John supports
Hilary Clinton. I say
mind your own business.

Poison Drummer Arrested

Rikki Rocket of
Poison arrested for rape.
Nice stage name douche bag.

Smiley Liberated!

WalMart has lost the
trademark on the smiley face.
Feel free to use it.

Drunken Rock Stars?

Richie Sambora
arrested for DUI.
He drives a Hummer.

Shazbot!

Oscar winner and
funny man Robin Williams
getting a divorce.

If he's anything, he's persistent.

Jack Kevorkian
is running for congress in
Michigan. Vote Death!

Hey America!

10 finalists left
on American Idol.
Simon Cowell sucks eggs.

Because you're a dumb bitch, that's why.

Britney Spears Dad says
he will be selling off some
of her seven cars.

At last, we can all move on.

Gary Busey has
apologized for groping
Jennifer Garner.

It was apparently Destiny Hope Cyrus?

Miley Cyrus has
legally changed her name to
Miley Ray Cyrus.

Gotta go to court dude

Bench warrant issued
for actor Shia Lebouf-
"Unlawful Smoking"?

2 for the price of 1

Sir Arthur C Clarke
and Anthony Minghella
have both died today.

BONUS From Steve M-
Wrote two thousand one,
Man that had a trippy end.
Kubrick was on 'shrooms.

Next came twenty-ten,
Roy Scheider is dead also.
Look out John Lithgow.

Ola Brunkert dies in accident

ABBA drummer died.
He fell through a window and
cut his throat badly.

Something else for Oprah to throw money at!

Halle Barry and
her long time boyfriend had a
baby girl today.

Whole lot of crazy.

Britney Spears met with
Mel Gibson at restaurant.
What are they up to?

Not really news...

JackAss star Steve-O
has been sent to the nut house.
Did too many drugs.

It could be Criss Angel, seriously.

Minnie Driver is

expecting her first child,

but who is the dad?

Spitzer? I hardly knew her!

Prostitute loving
New York Governor resigns,
effective Monday.

Dawn Wells Gets Probation

Gilligan's Island
Mary Ann, arrested for
smoking "Mary Jane".

2008 Rock n Roll Hall of Fame

The Ventures, Cohen,
John Mellencamp, The Dave Clark
Five, and... Madonna?

Rocker Is Off The Wagon

Scott Weiland pleaded
not guilty to drunk driving.
Pills don't make you drunk.

Another grandchild for the King

Lisa Marie says
she isn't fat, she's pregnant.
Maybe she is both?

New Seinfeld Show?

Rumors say Seinfeld
stars in a new show. Sorry,
but "No Soup For You"!

His name is Barron

Paris Hiltons bro
was charged with a DUI
Do they have parents?

Patrick Swayze is ill

Dirty Dancing star
has pancreatic cancer.
Prognosis is good.

For Geeks Only

Gary Gygax died.
Had an aneurysm and
missed his saving throw.

Mess of Blues

Blind guitar player
Jeff Healy died of cancer.
He was 41.

Van Halen taking a break

The tour is cancelled.
Apparently Eddie is
having some "issues".

Blu-Ray has won

"Into The Wild" is
the last movie released on
HD-DVD.