The Sopranos with Pineapple

James Gandolfini

got married in Hawaii

to his fiance.

Take It Easy With The Jesus Juice

Happy Birthday to

King of Pop- Michael Jackson.

He's 50 years old. 

Like We Didn't See This Coming

David Duchovny

checked himself into rehab

for "sex addiction".

Cause of Death is Inconclusive

Andre Young Jr,

son of rapper Dr Dre,

dead at age 20.

Bad Month To Be A Black Celebrity

Former Trailblazer

Kevin Duckworth died last night.

He was 44.

Not the singer who just got busted for coke a couple weeks ago, the other one.

Bare Naked Ladies

singer and his friends survived

a plane crash today.

Hill Top Home= $4.8 Million

Ed McMahon sells home.

Was at risk of foreclosure 

after loan default.

His other kid is named "Pilot Inspektor"

Actor Jason Lee

and girlfriend have baby girl.

No name was announced. 

More Stupid Than Corky Romano

Chris Kattan and wife,

after 43 whole days,

have separated.

Second Child For The Musical Couple

Gwen Stefani and

Gavin Rossdale have a boy!

They named him Zuma?

Sad Music News

Saxophone player

and founding member of the

Dave Matthews Band died.

A Double Mastectomy Will Do That

36 year old 

Christina Applegate says

she is cancer free.

Migrating from the big screen to the small screen

New on CSI:

Crime Scene Investigation-

It's Laurence Fishburne.

I betcha there was dancing

Portia De Rossi

and Ellen DeGeneres

got married today.

Half Century of Madonna

Material Girl

celebrates birthday today. 

She's 50 years old.

I Blame The Defense Against Dark Arts Teacher

Harry Potter film

pushed back from Fall of this year

to Summer next year.

DMX and Walmart?! My Favorites!!!

Rapper DMX

arrested outside WalMart

for missing court date.

He's no Brad Pitt. She's no Jessica Simpson.

Word on the street is

Jennifer Aniston and

John Mayer have split. 

Note to self- Don't shoot a Beatle

Mark David Chapman

denied parole for fifth time.

24 years served.

200 Haikus!!!

I have found beauty

in something that is ugly

over and over.

Dark Knight still on top.

Four hundred forty million-

3rd highest ever.

You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother--

Singer Isaac Hayes-
South Park Chef, Oscar/Grammy
winner- died today.

Original King of Comedy was 50

Actor Bernie Mac
has died from complications
due to pneumonia.

It's A Pop Music Miracle!

Clay Aiken is a
dad- Parker Foster Aiken
was born on Friday.

She wore a gown... he wore jeans (tacky).

Singer Jewel married
her rodeo champion
boyfriend Ty Murray.

FBI done investigating Heath death.

Feds close Ledger case.
Won't subpoena Mary Kate.
No charges filed.

Two More Heirs For The King

Lisa M Presley-
She looks like her Dad in drag.
She is having twins.

Insert Driving Miss Daisy Joke

Morgan Freeman is
in serious condition
after flipping car.

It's All About Catching It Early

36 year old
Christina Applegate has
early breast cancer.

$14 Million For Baby Pictures?

People Magazine
paid for exclusive rights to
Pitt-Jolie pictures.

Hard to be funny when you're coughing.

Comedian/ Actor
Bernie Mac in hospital.
Case of pneumonia.