Today on the Oprah show

Blaine set world record.
Held breath seventeen minutes
and 4 seconds. Gasp!

I bet the cops had a good time with this one

C.S.I. Co-Star
Gary Dourdan arrested
for drug possession.

Remember, she's 15

Miley has regrets
about her sexy pictures
in Vanity Fair.

She was in Transformers.

Megan Fox has been
named world's sexiest woman.
She is pretty hot.

She broke her wrist in 2006?!

Shirley Temple Black
had her 80th birthday,
fell, and broke her arm.

He played guitar for Korn on tour.

Carmen Electra
is engaged to be married
to Rob Patterson.

Pay Your Taxes

Actor Wesley Snipes
sentenced to 3 years in jail.
So, no Blade part 4?

And George was on Deal or No Deal.

Set your alarm clock.
First Lady Laura Bush is
hosting Today Show.

Disney Magic

Miley Cyrus has
signed a book deal to pen her
memoirs. She's 15.

A Sad Day

Kanye West and his
fiance have broken up.
He's just too busy.

They were twins, remember?

Tia Mowry of
TV's "Sister Sister" got
married. Slow news day.

They're OK Folks!

Sandra Bullock and
biker husband Jesse James
hit by drunk driver.

It was only released 30 years ago

Sting is being sued.
"I told him about Roxanne"
Says Nevada Man.

Reality is Stupid

I hate Survivor,
American Idol, and
Dancing With The Stars.

You had to be there.

Some sad news today,
Martha Stewart's dog 'Paw Paw'
died at age 13.

Tax Day!

Word on the street is
Ashlee Simpson is pregnant,
but really, who cares.

Oh Sean Penn, you're so difficult.

Sean Penn and his wife
have filed for divorce, oh wait,
they have changed their minds.

No one hurt, no vehicles damaged

Good Ol Britney Spears
was in a fender bender
on Saturday Night.

Stupid Music News

Ashlee Simpson and
Fall Out Boy rocker Pete Wentz
are engaged. Who cares!

Wife Beater

Robert Van Winkle,
AKA Vanilla Ice,
in Florida jail.

Use your blinkers!

Mischa Barton got
herself a DUI and
3 years probation.

I blame the body Thetans

UA has announced
the Tom Cruise Movie "Valkyrie"
is pushed back, again.

Coincidence?

Pavarotti may
have lip synced his final show.
And now he is dead!

Just Weird

Bob Dylan wins a
Pulitzer. Next up, Big Bird
wins a Nobel prize.

Charlton Heston Died

Moses died today.
At last we can take his guns.
Soylent Green tastes good.

Or maybe she's just crazy?

Nic Cage libel suit
settled. The verdict- Kathleen
Turner is a bitch.

Not sure what to send for a gift?

Sources report that
Jay Z and Beyonce Knowles
tied the knot today.

WTF?

Naomi Campbell
was arrested at airport
for spitting on cop.

Getting the band back together

New Kids On The Block
doing new CD and tour.
No, seriously.

Top Story...

Adam Sandler breaks
ankle playing basketball.
Is this really news?