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Entertainment news and celebrity musings in haiku form
10/30/08
Rob Reiner's mother died
Estelle Reiner said
"I'll have what she's having" - When
Harry Met Sally.
10/29/08
He wants to focus on his music
Joaquin Phoenix says
he's retiring from acting.
He is 34.
10/28/08
Wow, what a great and original idea
The CW
is planning on reviving
Melrose Place next fall.
10/27/08
You can take the girl out of the trailer...
Britney Spears dad named
permanent conservator
of Britney's affairs.
10/26/08
Way to breed, dude.
Charlie Sheen and wife
are expecting twins. That makes
5 children for him.
10/25/08
Bad Times For Dream Girls Actress.
Jennifer Hudson's
mother & brother were killed.
Nephew is missing.
10/24/08
This sounds like good material for a country song
Lorrie Morgan has
filed for bankruptcy, she says
she's "restructuring".
10/23/08
Shatner is pissed!
TV's Captain Kirk
says he wasn't invited
to co-star's wedding.
10/22/08
If the Guns & Roses CD comes out before end of the year
Free Dr Pepper!
One bottle for everyone
as they had promised.
10/21/08
Soul Singer was 63
Dee Dee Warwick died.
Was Whitney Houston's cousin,
and Dionne's sister.
10/20/08
Good, she can finally focus on her music again
Britney Spears jurors
could not break a stalemate and
declared mistrial.
10/19/08
Bizarro
Governor Palin
and Tina Fey crossed paths on
Saturday Night Live.
10/18/08
He's the boyfriend on Desperate Housewives
Gale Harold had a
motorcycle accident.
Slow recovery.
10/17/08
Rough Year For Jake
After 30 years
Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal's
parents splitting up.
10/16/08
It happened a couple months ago, apparently.
David Duchovny
and wife Tea Leoni
have separated.
10/15/08
She's on tour, he's got a new movie- Not Shocking
As speculated,
Madonna and Guy Ritchie
getting a divorce.
10/14/08
No more objects to be signed!
Beatle Ringo Starr
says he won't read anymore
fan mail. Too busy.
10/13/08
After 10+ years- Chinese Democracy 11/23/08
New Guns & Roses,
finally will be released,
end of November.
10/12/08
Political Suicide
David Letterman
will have McCain as a guest
on his Thursday show.
10/11/08
Seriously, is anything else even playing?
For a second week
Beverly Hills Chihuahua
is number one film.
10/10/08
She Played Myrtle Fargate
Eileen Herlie died.
She was on All My Children
for 32 years.
10/9/08
Electrical Malfunction
Actor Nick Nolte
injured in blaze that damaged
his Malibu home.
10/8/08
Trouble At The Mansion
Playboy Hugh Hefner
is now down to two girlfriends
since Holly has left.
10/7/08
Hooray!
Sarah Silverman
and her ex, Jimmy Kimmel
are back together!
10/6/08
Too Difficult For A 31 Year Old Olympian
Misty May-Treanor
is off Dancing with the Stars
due to injury.
10/5/08
It's The End of The World.
Top movie this week-
"Beverly Hills Chihuahua".
These are the end times.
10/4/08
Could spend the rest of his life in jail
O.J. Simpson was
found guilty of kidnapping
and armed robbery.
10/3/08
People who attended Howard Sterns Wedding-
Sarah Silverman,
Kelly Ripa, Chevy Chase,
Billy Joel and more.
10/2/08
C'mon kids, Mommy has a movie premiere in New York
Brad, Angelina,
and their 6 children are in
Manhattan this week.
10/1/08
Somebody needs a pay check
Phish reuniting
for a series of concerts
after 4 year break.
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Rob Reiner's mother died
He wants to focus on his music
Wow, what a great and original idea
You can take the girl out of the trailer...
Way to breed, dude.
Bad Times For Dream Girls Actress.
This sounds like good material for a country song
Shatner is pissed!
If the Guns & Roses CD comes out before end of the...
Soul Singer was 63
Good, she can finally focus on her music again
Bizarro
He's the boyfriend on Desperate Housewives
Rough Year For Jake
It happened a couple months ago, apparently.
She's on tour, he's got a new movie- Not Shocking
No more objects to be signed!
After 10+ years- Chinese Democracy 11/23/08
Political Suicide
Seriously, is anything else even playing?
She Played Myrtle Fargate
Electrical Malfunction
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Hooray!
Too Difficult For A 31 Year Old Olympian
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