Barkley busted for
DUI. In a hurry
to get a B.J.
12/31/08
12/30/08
Heather gets off easy for Reckless Driving
Good news for Locklear.
Judge threw out DUI charge.
Three years probation.
Judge threw out DUI charge.
Three years probation.
12/29/08
12/28/08
12/27/08
12/26/08
John Costelloe died of apparent suicide
Actor who portrayed
Jim "Johnny Cakes" Witowski
on Sopranos- dead.
Jim "Johnny Cakes" Witowski
on Sopranos- dead.
12/25/08
Fox has won, and now the fans may lose
Judge has ruled that
Warner Brothers had no right
to film The Watchmen.
Warner Brothers had no right
to film The Watchmen.
12/24/08
12/23/08
12/22/08
She played CatWoman on the Batman TV show
Singer and actress
Eartha Kitt died from cancer.
She was 81.
Eartha Kitt died from cancer.
She was 81.
12/21/08
12/20/08
It's pop culture, but not really "Hollywood"
I should probably
write something about that guy
throwing shoes at Bush.
write something about that guy
throwing shoes at Bush.
12/19/08
She was the voice of the StarFleet computers
Gene Rodenberry's
wife died- best known for playing
Nurse Christine Chapel
wife died- best known for playing
Nurse Christine Chapel
12/18/08
12/17/08
12/16/08
12/15/08
12/14/08
12/13/08
12/12/08
12/11/08
These are not the vampires you're looking for
American Pie
director Chris Weitz will do
a "Twilight" sequel.
director Chris Weitz will do
a "Twilight" sequel.
12/10/08
12/9/08
12/8/08
12/7/08
12/6/08
12/5/08
But he hasn't found the real killer yet!
Justice has been served.
O.J. Simpson will spend at
least 9 years in jail.
12/4/08
12/3/08
12/2/08
12/1/08
11/30/08
11/29/08
11/28/08
11/27/08
11/26/08
11/25/08
11/24/08
Jackson says the $7 million was "A Gift".
The Prince of Bahrain
is suing King of Pop for
backing out of deal.
11/23/08
11/22/08
11/21/08
11/20/08
Wow, an amicable celebrity split.
Madonna and Guy
have reached divorce settlement.
8 years down the drain.
11/19/08
It Sounds So Profoundly Wrong
This year Suri Cruise
tops Forbe's list of Hottest Tots.
Congratulations!
11/18/08
11/17/08
Sounds like someone needs a pay check
Carnival of Light-
unreleased Beatles single
may see light of day.
11/16/08
The Club Patrons Thought It Was Just Cocaine.
Lohan was attacked
with flour bombs by PETA
for wearing fur stole.
11/15/08
11/14/08
11/13/08
11/12/08
11/11/08
11/10/08
11/9/08
11/8/08
11/7/08
11/6/08
11/5/08
Andromeda Strain, Rising Sun, Congo...
Michael Crichton died.
Author of Jurassic Park
and many others.
11/4/08
11/3/08
11/2/08
11/1/08
Bobby is still a kid after 13 years?
The Fox TV show
"King of the Hill" cancelled.
Will end next season.
10/30/08
10/29/08
10/28/08
10/27/08
You can take the girl out of the trailer...
Britney Spears dad named
permanent conservator
of Britney's affairs.
10/26/08
10/25/08
10/24/08
This sounds like good material for a country song
Lorrie Morgan has
filed for bankruptcy, she says
she's "restructuring".
10/23/08
10/22/08
If the Guns & Roses CD comes out before end of the year
Free Dr Pepper!
One bottle for everyone
as they had promised.
10/21/08
10/20/08
Good, she can finally focus on her music again
Britney Spears jurors
could not break a stalemate and
declared mistrial.
10/19/08
10/18/08
10/17/08
10/16/08
10/15/08
She's on tour, he's got a new movie- Not Shocking
As speculated,
Madonna and Guy Ritchie
getting a divorce.
10/14/08
10/13/08
After 10+ years- Chinese Democracy 11/23/08
New Guns & Roses,
finally will be released,
end of November.
10/12/08
10/11/08
Seriously, is anything else even playing?
For a second week
Beverly Hills Chihuahua
is number one film.
10/10/08
10/9/08
10/8/08
10/7/08
10/6/08
Too Difficult For A 31 Year Old Olympian
Misty May-Treanor
is off Dancing with the Stars
due to injury.
10/5/08
10/4/08
Could spend the rest of his life in jail
O.J. Simpson was
found guilty of kidnapping
and armed robbery.
10/3/08
People who attended Howard Sterns Wedding-
Sarah Silverman,
Kelly Ripa, Chevy Chase,
Billy Joel and more.
10/2/08
C'mon kids, Mommy has a movie premiere in New York
Brad, Angelina,
and their 6 children are in
Manhattan this week.
10/1/08
9/30/08
Concerts Postponed Due To "Undisclosed Illness"
During her sound check
Janet Jackson became ill.
Went to hospital.
9/29/08
Even Cowgirls Get The Blues (And Take Drugs)
Mindy McCready
is going to prison for
prescription drug fraud.
9/28/08
9/27/08
9/26/08
9/25/08
9/24/08
9/23/08
9/22/08
9/21/08
9/20/08
9/19/08
9/18/08
9/17/08
9/16/08
9/15/08
Wish You Were Here
Here's a good one from my buddy Steve M-
Great gig in the sky.
Pink Floyd Keyboardist Rick Wright,
Dead at 65.
9/14/08
9/13/08
9/12/08
9/11/08
9/10/08
I Think we all learned something today...
Judge dismissed lawsuit.
3 Defendants said Borat
deceived them. Boo hoo.
9/9/08
9/8/08
Rebecca Romijn, because she's pregnant.
Jerry O'Connell
is sorry for calling his
wife "huge" on Late Night.
9/7/08
9/6/08
They are apparently not McCain supporters
Heart's Nancy Wilson
pissed about Palin using
song Barracuda.
9/5/08
9/4/08
9/3/08
9/2/08
9/1/08
8/31/08
8/29/08
8/28/08
8/27/08
8/26/08
8/25/08
Not the singer who just got busted for coke a couple weeks ago, the other one.
Bare Naked Ladies
singer and his friends survived
a plane crash today.
8/24/08
8/23/08
His other kid is named "Pilot Inspektor"
Actor Jason Lee
and girlfriend have baby girl.
No name was announced.
8/22/08
8/21/08
8/20/08
8/19/08
8/18/08
Migrating from the big screen to the small screen
New on CSI:
Crime Scene Investigation-
It's Laurence Fishburne.
8/17/08
8/16/08
8/15/08
I Blame The Defense Against Dark Arts Teacher
Harry Potter film
pushed back from Fall of this year
to Summer next year.
8/14/08
8/13/08
He's no Brad Pitt. She's no Jessica Simpson.
Word on the street is
Jennifer Aniston and
John Mayer have split.
8/12/08
8/11/08
200 Haikus!!!
I have found beauty
in something that is ugly
over and over.
Dark Knight still on top.
Four hundred forty million-
3rd highest ever.
8/10/08
You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother--
Singer Isaac Hayes-
South Park Chef, Oscar/Grammy
winner- died today.
South Park Chef, Oscar/Grammy
winner- died today.
8/9/08
8/8/08
8/7/08
She wore a gown... he wore jeans (tacky).
Singer Jewel married
her rodeo champion
boyfriend Ty Murray.
her rodeo champion
boyfriend Ty Murray.
8/6/08
FBI done investigating Heath death.
Feds close Ledger case.
Won't subpoena Mary Kate.
No charges filed.
Won't subpoena Mary Kate.
No charges filed.
8/5/08
8/4/08
8/3/08
8/2/08
8/1/08
7/31/08
7/30/08
The "Hey, What's That Smell Tour", Seriously
Cheech and Chong are back.
Comic duo will tour
and tell new pot jokes.
Comic duo will tour
and tell new pot jokes.
7/29/08
7/28/08
7/27/08
Lebouf Adds Insult To Injury, Literally
Shia arrested
for DUI, rolled his truck,
injured hand and knee.
for DUI, rolled his truck,
injured hand and knee.
7/26/08
The Bachelor Has failed It's Mission
Bachelor Matt Grant
and his fiance have split
after 3 whole months.
and his fiance have split
after 3 whole months.
7/25/08
7/24/08
7/23/08
7/22/08
7/21/08
7/20/08
7/19/08
7/18/08
Thank you God! It's a miracle! Thank you!
Kevin Federline
and Britney Spears have settled
custody battle!
and Britney Spears have settled
custody battle!
7/17/08
7/16/08
If I Had a Million Dollars, I'd Buy You Some Blow.
Barenaked Ladies
singer Stephen Page charged with
cocaine possession.
singer Stephen Page charged with
cocaine possession.
7/15/08
He played Andy Keaton on Family Ties
Child star Brian Bonsall
violated probation.
Skipped out on drug test.
violated probation.
Skipped out on drug test.
7/14/08
7/13/08
7/12/08
They are all working on the film "W"
Actor Josh Brolin
and others were arrested
in Shreveport bar fight.
and others were arrested
in Shreveport bar fight.
7/11/08
7/10/08
7/9/08
7/8/08
7/7/08
7/6/08
7/5/08
7/4/08
7/3/08
7/2/08
7/1/08
6/30/08
6/29/08
6/28/08
6/27/08
6/26/08
6/25/08
6/24/08
Depression, Anxiety, and still pretty good looking.
Heather Locklear checked
into facility for
psychiatric help.
into facility for
psychiatric help.
6/23/08
There are 7 words you can't say in a haiku
George Carlin has died.
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker,
motherfucker, tits.
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker,
motherfucker, tits.
6/22/08
6/21/08
6/20/08
Do it at an airport and it's called "Air Rage"
Naomi Campbell
sentenced for attacking two
police officers.
sentenced for attacking two
police officers.
6/19/08
6/18/08
6/17/08
Can you believe she's 75?
Joan Rivers foul mouth
gets her kicked off live TV
show called "Loose Women".
gets her kicked off live TV
show called "Loose Women".
6/16/08
6/15/08
6/14/08
6/13/08
Trapped in closet, but did not pee on that girl.
Chicago jury
acquits R Kelly of all
charges against him.
acquits R Kelly of all
charges against him.
6/12/08
6/11/08
6/10/08
6/9/08
6/8/08
6/7/08
He actually got his ear bloodied in that one scene.
Bob Anderson died.
He portrayed young George Bailey
in "Wonderful Life".
He portrayed young George Bailey
in "Wonderful Life".
6/6/08
6/5/08
6/4/08
Hopefully it's not an alien baby.
Gillian pregnant!
This will be the third child for
the X-Files actress.
This will be the third child for
the X-Files actress.
6/3/08
6/2/08
Kelsey Grammar- lay off the fatty foods!
Frasier and Cheers star
had a minor heart attack
while paddle boarding.
had a minor heart attack
while paddle boarding.
6/1/08
5/31/08
5/30/08
5/29/08
5/28/08
5/27/08
5/26/08
5/25/08
He played Ravenclaw student Marcus Belby
Teen actor Rob Knox
from next Harry Potter film
stabbed during bar brawl.
from next Harry Potter film
stabbed during bar brawl.
5/24/08
5/23/08
5/22/08
5/21/08
5/20/08
5/19/08
Why does anyone need a $12,000 mink coat?
Lindsay Lohan sued
for allegedly stealing
mink coat from night club.
for allegedly stealing
mink coat from night club.
5/18/08
5/17/08
5/16/08
5/15/08
5/14/08
5/13/08
5/12/08
5/11/08
I wanna have a birthday party in Monaco.
Bono turned 48.
He had dinner and cake with
Brad Pitt and The Edge.
He had dinner and cake with
Brad Pitt and The Edge.
5/10/08
5/9/08
That's how they do it in Canada
Nickelback singer
gets "driving prohibition"
for drunk driving charge.
gets "driving prohibition"
for drunk driving charge.
5/8/08
5/7/08
Just a small ceremony at her estate in the Bahamas
Mariah Carey
and Nick Cannon were married
in secret last month.
and Nick Cannon were married
in secret last month.
5/6/08
"My hands should be on your body at all times."
Man going to jail
for stalking Uma Thurman.
He lived in his car.
for stalking Uma Thurman.
He lived in his car.
5/5/08
I didn't even know they were dating?
Scarlett Johansen
and boyfriend Ryan Reynolds
are getting married.
and boyfriend Ryan Reynolds
are getting married.
5/4/08
5/3/08
5/2/08
5/1/08
4/30/08
4/29/08
I bet the cops had a good time with this one
C.S.I. Co-Star
Gary Dourdan arrested
for drug possession.
Gary Dourdan arrested
for drug possession.
4/28/08
4/27/08
4/26/08
4/25/08
4/24/08
4/23/08
4/22/08
4/21/08
4/20/08
4/19/08
4/18/08
4/17/08
4/16/08
4/15/08
4/14/08
Oh Sean Penn, you're so difficult.
Sean Penn and his wife
have filed for divorce, oh wait,
they have changed their minds.
have filed for divorce, oh wait,
they have changed their minds.
4/13/08
4/12/08
4/11/08
4/10/08
4/9/08
4/8/08
4/7/08
4/6/08
4/5/08
4/4/08
4/3/08
4/2/08
4/1/08
3/31/08
3/30/08
3/29/08
3/28/08
3/27/08
3/26/08
3/25/08
3/24/08
3/23/08
3/22/08
Because you're a dumb bitch, that's why.
Britney Spears Dad says
he will be selling off some
of her seven cars.
he will be selling off some
of her seven cars.
3/21/08
3/20/08
3/19/08
3/18/08
2 for the price of 1
Sir Arthur C Clarke
and Anthony Minghella
have both died today.
BONUS From Steve M-
Wrote two thousand one,
Man that had a trippy end.
Kubrick was on 'shrooms.
Next came twenty-ten,
Roy Scheider is dead also.
Look out John Lithgow.
and Anthony Minghella
have both died today.
BONUS From Steve M-
Wrote two thousand one,
Man that had a trippy end.
Kubrick was on 'shrooms.
Next came twenty-ten,
Roy Scheider is dead also.
Look out John Lithgow.
3/17/08
3/16/08
Something else for Oprah to throw money at!
Halle Barry and
her long time boyfriend had a
baby girl today.
her long time boyfriend had a
baby girl today.
3/15/08
3/14/08
3/13/08
3/12/08
3/11/08
3/10/08
2008 Rock n Roll Hall of Fame
The Ventures, Cohen,
John Mellencamp, The Dave Clark
Five, and... Madonna?
John Mellencamp, The Dave Clark
Five, and... Madonna?
3/9/08
Rocker Is Off The Wagon
Scott Weiland pleaded
not guilty to drunk driving.
Pills don't make you drunk.
not guilty to drunk driving.
Pills don't make you drunk.
3/8/08
3/7/08
3/6/08
3/5/08
3/4/08
3/3/08
3/2/08
3/1/08
2/29/08
2/28/08
2/27/08
2/26/08
2/25/08
2/24/08
2/23/08
2/22/08
2/21/08
2/20/08
2/19/08
2/18/08
2/17/08
2/16/08
We'll see how long this lasts.
Time Sizemore- out of jail!
Career advice for him. Stop
smoking crystal meth.
Career advice for him. Stop
smoking crystal meth.
2/15/08
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a holiday movie!
Star Trek has been pushed
back from December to May.
Live long and prosper.
back from December to May.
Live long and prosper.
2/14/08
2/13/08
2/12/08
2/11/08
2/10/08
2/9/08
2/8/08
2/7/08
2/6/08
2/5/08
2/4/08
2/3/08
2/2/08
2/1/08
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