You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother--

Singer Isaac Hayes-
South Park Chef, Oscar/Grammy
winner- died today.

Original King of Comedy was 50

Actor Bernie Mac
has died from complications
due to pneumonia.

It's A Pop Music Miracle!

Clay Aiken is a
dad- Parker Foster Aiken
was born on Friday.

She wore a gown... he wore jeans (tacky).

Singer Jewel married
her rodeo champion
boyfriend Ty Murray.

FBI done investigating Heath death.

Feds close Ledger case.
Won't subpoena Mary Kate.
No charges filed.

Two More Heirs For The King

Lisa M Presley-
She looks like her Dad in drag.
She is having twins.

Insert Driving Miss Daisy Joke

Morgan Freeman is
in serious condition
after flipping car.

It's All About Catching It Early

36 year old
Christina Applegate has
early breast cancer.

$14 Million For Baby Pictures?

People Magazine
paid for exclusive rights to
Pitt-Jolie pictures.

Hard to be funny when you're coughing.

Comedian/ Actor
Bernie Mac in hospital.
Case of pneumonia.