2008 Rock n Roll Hall of Fame

The Ventures, Cohen,
John Mellencamp, The Dave Clark
Five, and... Madonna?

Rocker Is Off The Wagon

Scott Weiland pleaded
not guilty to drunk driving.
Pills don't make you drunk.

Another grandchild for the King

Lisa Marie says
she isn't fat, she's pregnant.
Maybe she is both?

New Seinfeld Show?

Rumors say Seinfeld
stars in a new show. Sorry,
but "No Soup For You"!

His name is Barron

Paris Hiltons bro
was charged with a DUI
Do they have parents?

Patrick Swayze is ill

Dirty Dancing star
has pancreatic cancer.
Prognosis is good.

For Geeks Only

Gary Gygax died.
Had an aneurysm and
missed his saving throw.

Mess of Blues

Blind guitar player
Jeff Healy died of cancer.
He was 41.

Van Halen taking a break

The tour is cancelled.
Apparently Eddie is
having some "issues".

Blu-Ray has won

"Into The Wild" is
the last movie released on
HD-DVD.