<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-412064231051187467</id><updated>2011-11-27T16:06:39.278-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Hollywood Haiku</title><subtitle type='html'>Entertainment news and celebrity musings in haiku form</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Todd B</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04405010198631188730</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_NR0Nq43WUAE/R6bJqEg6D9I/AAAAAAAAAII/vj77R8Q5cfs/S220/IMG_1889.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>365</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-412064231051187467.post-3584329516754099457</id><published>2009-01-31T21:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-26T00:44:11.695-08:00</updated><title type='text'>365</title><content type='html'>I wrote one haiku&lt;div&gt;about entertainment news&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;each day for one year.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I have reached my goal. I wrote a haiku everyday for a year.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Sometimes it was pretty easy, sometimes the news wasn't as interesting and it got difficult. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I'm going to take a little break.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Thanks for reading, tell a friend, and stay tuned for more. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/412064231051187467-3584329516754099457?l=hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/3584329516754099457/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=412064231051187467&amp;postID=3584329516754099457' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/2009/01/tabloids-said-she-was-in-caribbean-so.html' title='The tabloids said she was in the Caribbean, so...'/><author><name>Todd B</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04405010198631188730</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_NR0Nq43WUAE/R6bJqEg6D9I/AAAAAAAAAII/vj77R8Q5cfs/S220/IMG_1889.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-412064231051187467.post-6902533997929039037</id><published>2009-01-29T21:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-29T21:42:44.186-08:00</updated><title type='text'>His daughter will not get some money</title><content type='html'>A dispute over&lt;div&gt;Heath Ledgers Life Insurance&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;has been settled. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_NR0Nq43WUAE/R6bJqEg6D9I/AAAAAAAAAII/vj77R8Q5cfs/S220/IMG_1889.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-412064231051187467.post-3532260323501223943</id><published>2009-01-25T22:50:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-25T22:52:29.219-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Two for the Joker</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;The Best Supporting&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Actor win for Heath Ledger. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;He won SAG Award. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/412064231051187467-3532260323501223943?l=hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/3532260323501223943/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=412064231051187467&amp;postID=3532260323501223943' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/3532260323501223943'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/3532260323501223943'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/2009/01/two-for-joker.html' title='Two for the Joker'/><author><name>Todd B</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04405010198631188730</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' 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href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=412064231051187467&amp;postID=7519310428253911221' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/7519310428253911221'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/7519310428253911221'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/2009/01/you-could-be-princess.html' title='You could be a princess'/><author><name>Todd B</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04405010198631188730</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_NR0Nq43WUAE/R6bJqEg6D9I/AAAAAAAAAII/vj77R8Q5cfs/S220/IMG_1889.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-412064231051187467.post-7608001327545790107</id><published>2009-01-23T18:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-23T18:28:40.505-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Her husband's name is Panio Gianopoulos?</title><content type='html'>Molly Ringwald is&lt;div&gt;expecting twins. The babies&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;are due in August.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/412064231051187467-7608001327545790107?l=hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/7608001327545790107/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=412064231051187467&amp;postID=7608001327545790107' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/7608001327545790107'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/7608001327545790107'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/2009/01/her-husbands-name-is-panio-gianopoulos.html' title='Her husband&apos;s name is Panio Gianopoulos?'/><author><name>Todd B</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04405010198631188730</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_NR0Nq43WUAE/R6bJqEg6D9I/AAAAAAAAAII/vj77R8Q5cfs/S220/IMG_1889.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-412064231051187467.post-1937213400916728697</id><published>2009-01-22T18:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-22T18:39:25.219-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Heath Ledger got his nomination, too</title><content type='html'>Curious Case of&lt;div&gt;Benjamin Button received&lt;div&gt;12 nominations.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/412064231051187467-1937213400916728697?l=hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/1937213400916728697/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=412064231051187467&amp;postID=1937213400916728697' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/1937213400916728697'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/1937213400916728697'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/2009/01/heath-ledger-got-his-nomination-too.html' title='Heath Ledger got his nomination, too'/><author><name>Todd B</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04405010198631188730</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_NR0Nq43WUAE/R6bJqEg6D9I/AAAAAAAAAII/vj77R8Q5cfs/S220/IMG_1889.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-412064231051187467.post-1936631865266085822</id><published>2009-01-21T18:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-21T18:59:58.705-08:00</updated><title type='text'>This will be a trivia question some day</title><content type='html'>Barack Obama&lt;div&gt;was re-sworn in today since&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Roberts screwed it up.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/412064231051187467-1936631865266085822?l=hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/1936631865266085822/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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Divorce</title><content type='html'>Amy Winehouse has&lt;div&gt;been seeing other men while&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;husband sits in jail. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/412064231051187467-201366967256359524?l=hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/201366967256359524/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=412064231051187467&amp;postID=201366967256359524' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/201366967256359524'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/201366967256359524'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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B</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04405010198631188730</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_NR0Nq43WUAE/R6bJqEg6D9I/AAAAAAAAAII/vj77R8Q5cfs/S220/IMG_1889.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-412064231051187467.post-3683715394196014787</id><published>2009-01-10T20:11:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-11T20:13:05.867-08:00</updated><title type='text'>One For The Joker</title><content type='html'>Heath Ledger has won&lt;div&gt;the Golden Globe for the best&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;supporting actor. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/412064231051187467-3683715394196014787?l=hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/412064231051187467-5920422164411242303?l=hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/5920422164411242303/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=412064231051187467&amp;postID=5920422164411242303' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/5920422164411242303'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/5920422164411242303'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/2009/01/ben-who.html' title='Ben Who?'/><author><name>Todd B</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04405010198631188730</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image 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wife.</title><content type='html'>Barkley busted for&lt;br /&gt;DUI. 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type='html'>American Pie&lt;br /&gt;director Chris Weitz will do&lt;br /&gt;a "Twilight" sequel.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/412064231051187467-387608451305286078?l=hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/387608451305286078/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=412064231051187467&amp;postID=387608451305286078' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/387608451305286078'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/387608451305286078'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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Simpson is &lt;br /&gt;being kept separate from&lt;br /&gt;the other inmates.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/412064231051187467-1911699177214103739?l=hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/1911699177214103739/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=412064231051187467&amp;postID=1911699177214103739' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/1911699177214103739'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/1911699177214103739'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/2008/12/for-his-own-safety.html' title='For his own safety'/><author><name>Todd B</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04405010198631188730</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_NR0Nq43WUAE/R6bJqEg6D9I/AAAAAAAAAII/vj77R8Q5cfs/S220/IMG_1889.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-412064231051187467.post-8143403661367336242</id><published>2008-12-08T17:03:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-08T17:09:14.120-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Not Looking Good</title><content type='html'>Former pin-up girl&lt;br /&gt;Bettie Page in hospital&lt;br /&gt;after heart attack.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/412064231051187467-8143403661367336242?l=hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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sure Claus is very sad.</title><content type='html'>Sunny Von Bulow.&lt;br /&gt;28 years in coma.&lt;br /&gt;Died in nursing home.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/412064231051187467-3381608413889385655?l=hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/3381608413889385655/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=412064231051187467&amp;postID=3381608413889385655' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/3381608413889385655'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/3381608413889385655'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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Simpson will spend at&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;least 9 years in jail. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/412064231051187467-7684509083706376386?l=hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/7684509083706376386/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=412064231051187467&amp;postID=7684509083706376386' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/7684509083706376386'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/7684509083706376386'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_NR0Nq43WUAE/R6bJqEg6D9I/AAAAAAAAAII/vj77R8Q5cfs/S220/IMG_1889.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-412064231051187467.post-5043779682956372612</id><published>2008-11-26T21:45:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-27T21:48:46.873-08:00</updated><title type='text'>What A Greedy Bastard.</title><content type='html'>Singer Axl Rose&lt;div&gt;demanding apology&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;from Dr Pepper.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/412064231051187467-5043779682956372612?l=hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/5043779682956372612/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=412064231051187467&amp;postID=5043779682956372612' 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tool!</title><content type='html'>Baby on the way&lt;div&gt;for TRL host and big&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;tool- Carson Daly. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/412064231051187467-3303402096022069281?l=hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/3303402096022069281/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=412064231051187467&amp;postID=3303402096022069281' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/3303402096022069281'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/3303402096022069281'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/2008/11/it-will-be-baby-tool.html' title='It will be a baby tool!'/><author><name>Todd B</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04405010198631188730</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_NR0Nq43WUAE/R6bJqEg6D9I/AAAAAAAAAII/vj77R8Q5cfs/S220/IMG_1889.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-412064231051187467.post-4331112839152234917</id><published>2008-11-24T18:45:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-26T18:49:06.245-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Jackson says the $7 million was "A Gift".</title><content type='html'>The Prince of Bahrain&lt;div&gt;is suing King of Pop for&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;backing out of deal.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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check</title><content type='html'>Carnival of Light-&lt;div&gt;unreleased Beatles single&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;may see light of day. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/412064231051187467-5215889188950728300?l=hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/5215889188950728300/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=412064231051187467&amp;postID=5215889188950728300' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/5215889188950728300'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/5215889188950728300'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_NR0Nq43WUAE/R6bJqEg6D9I/AAAAAAAAAII/vj77R8Q5cfs/S220/IMG_1889.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-412064231051187467.post-8889564539949588716</id><published>2008-11-08T19:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-10T19:12:21.924-08:00</updated><title type='text'>More Family Guy</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;MacFarlane signed a&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;hundred million dollar deal&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;with the FOX network.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/412064231051187467-8889564539949588716?l=hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/8889564539949588716/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=412064231051187467&amp;postID=8889564539949588716' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/8889564539949588716'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/8889564539949588716'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/2008/11/more-family-guy.html' title='More Family Guy'/><author><name>Todd B</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04405010198631188730</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' 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href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=412064231051187467&amp;postID=4617853872040611718' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/4617853872040611718'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/4617853872040611718'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/2008/11/girl-next-door-to-marry-football-star.html' title='Girl Next Door To Marry Football Star'/><author><name>Todd B</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04405010198631188730</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_NR0Nq43WUAE/R6bJqEg6D9I/AAAAAAAAAII/vj77R8Q5cfs/S220/IMG_1889.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-412064231051187467.post-5892052777740715281</id><published>2008-11-06T15:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-09T15:55:24.508-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm amazed they lasted 2 years</title><content type='html'>Evan Rachel Wood&lt;div&gt;has split up with her boyfriend,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Marilyn Manson. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/412064231051187467-5892052777740715281?l=hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/5892052777740715281/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=412064231051187467&amp;postID=5892052777740715281' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/5892052777740715281'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/5892052777740715281'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/2008/11/im-amazed-they-lasted-2-years.html' title='I&apos;m amazed they lasted 2 years'/><author><name>Todd B</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04405010198631188730</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_NR0Nq43WUAE/R6bJqEg6D9I/AAAAAAAAAII/vj77R8Q5cfs/S220/IMG_1889.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-412064231051187467.post-1841632868337810263</id><published>2008-11-05T18:24:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-05T18:27:06.270-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Andromeda Strain, Rising Sun, Congo...</title><content type='html'>Michael Crichton died.&lt;div&gt;Author of Jurassic Park &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;and many others. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/412064231051187467-1841632868337810263?l=hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/1841632868337810263/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=412064231051187467&amp;postID=1841632868337810263' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/1841632868337810263'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/1841632868337810263'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/2008/11/andromeda-strain-rising-sun-congo.html' title='Andromeda Strain, Rising Sun, Congo...'/><author><name>Todd B</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04405010198631188730</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_NR0Nq43WUAE/R6bJqEg6D9I/AAAAAAAAAII/vj77R8Q5cfs/S220/IMG_1889.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-412064231051187467.post-2378975158329791888</id><published>2008-11-04T22:22:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-05T18:24:44.842-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Change has come</title><content type='html'>Barack Obama-&lt;div&gt;44th president of&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;the United States.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/412064231051187467-2378975158329791888?l=hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/2378975158329791888/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=412064231051187467&amp;postID=2378975158329791888' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/2378975158329791888'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/2378975158329791888'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/2008/11/change-has-come.html' title='Change has come'/><author><name>Todd B</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04405010198631188730</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_NR0Nq43WUAE/R6bJqEg6D9I/AAAAAAAAAII/vj77R8Q5cfs/S220/IMG_1889.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-412064231051187467.post-8530816965614776670</id><published>2008-11-03T22:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-03T22:32:39.716-08:00</updated><title type='text'>She wanted kids, he didn't.</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;Idol's Simon Cowell&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;and Terri, his girlfriend of&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;6 years, have split up.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/412064231051187467-8530816965614776670?l=hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/8530816965614776670/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=412064231051187467&amp;postID=8530816965614776670' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/8530816965614776670'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/8530816965614776670'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/2008/11/she-wanted-kids-he-didnt.html' title='She wanted kids, he didn&apos;t.'/><author><name>Todd B</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04405010198631188730</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_NR0Nq43WUAE/R6bJqEg6D9I/AAAAAAAAAII/vj77R8Q5cfs/S220/IMG_1889.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-412064231051187467.post-6819842464960793653</id><published>2008-11-02T14:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-03T14:28:53.882-08:00</updated><title type='text'>It Beat High School Musical 3</title><content type='html'>Black Ice #1.&lt;div&gt;AC/DC's new CD-&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;only at Wal-Mart. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/412064231051187467-6819842464960793653?l=hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/6819842464960793653/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=412064231051187467&amp;postID=6819842464960793653' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/6819842464960793653'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/6819842464960793653'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/2008/11/it-beat-high-school-musical-3.html' title='It Beat High School Musical 3'/><author><name>Todd B</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04405010198631188730</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_NR0Nq43WUAE/R6bJqEg6D9I/AAAAAAAAAII/vj77R8Q5cfs/S220/IMG_1889.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-412064231051187467.post-3831075983860734010</id><published>2008-11-01T14:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-11-03T14:25:02.478-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Bobby is still a kid after 13 years?</title><content type='html'>The Fox TV show&lt;div&gt;"King of the Hill" cancelled.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Will end next season. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/412064231051187467-3831075983860734010?l=hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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That makes&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;5 children for him.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/412064231051187467-978635046069968230?l=hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/978635046069968230/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=412064231051187467&amp;postID=978635046069968230' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/978635046069968230'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/412064231051187467/posts/default/978635046069968230'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hollywoodhaiku.blogspot.com/2008/10/way-to-breed-dude.html' title='Way to breed, dude.'/><author><name>Todd B</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04405010198631188730</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_NR0Nq43WUAE/R6bJqEg6D9I/AAAAAAAAAII/vj77R8Q5cfs/S220/IMG_1889.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-412064231051187467.post-6541571263250987844</id><published>2008-10-25T11:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-26T11:18:39.999-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bad Times For Dream Girls Actress.</title><content type='html'>Jennifer Hudson's&lt;div&gt;mother &amp;amp; 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